that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
Best description of Deadpool ever.
Uhm and he´s a mercenary, meaning he kills people for money. Don´t get me wrong, I like Deadpool very much, but still…He´s awesome and he has many cute moments, but still, don´t downplay his brutality.
Actresses get stupid questions asked of them all the time, like, ‘How do you stay sexy?’ or ‘What’s your sexiest quality?’ All these ridiculous things you would never ask a man.
Scarlett Johansson, once again showing the amount of fucks she gives for the media (via the-fury-of-a-time-lord)